Little Betty was crying bitterly. Teacher asked what was the matter.
Betty: "Oooh! My new shoes hurt me!"
"Well, no wonder," explained Teacher, "you have them on the wrong feet."
But Betty kept right on crying. "I haven't any other feet!" she cried.
The teacher was trying to impress upon her students the advantages of peace. "How many of you young people object to war?" she asked. Up went several hands.
"Sammy, will you tell the class why you object to war?"
"Because wars make history," replied Sammy promptly.