Three morons were arguing about which part of the human body was most important. One said it was the feet, because yuh gotta go places. Naw, said the second. It s your hands. How yuh gonna pick things up an all? No, sir, said the third, the dimples in my knees—that s the most important part. Dimples in your knees, huh? Snickered the others, an whatcha say that for, huh? Cause, insisted he, I eat celery in bed, and that s where I keep my salt.