Cop: What ya mean, goin seventy miles an hour? Pretty motorist: My brakes don t work and I was hustling to get home before I had an accident.
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A woman was trying to collect compensation for an accident. When the adjuster for the company called, she demanded loudly, I want $20,000 for that lost thumb. But madam, that seems a lot of money for just a thumb. Well, it isn t, she insisted. It s the one I kept my husband under.