Joe: Say, Dad, that apple I just ate had a worm in it, and I ate that, too. Dad: What! Here, drink this water and wash it down. Joe (shaking his head) : Naw, let im walk down! John, Jr.: Hey, Pop – that man wasn t a painless dentist like he advertised. Pop: Why? Did he hurt you? John, Jr.: No, but he yelled when I bit his thumb, just like any other dentist.
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Bride: The two best things I cook are meat loaf and apple dumplings. Groom: Well, which is this ?