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DISPOSITION OF THE CARCASS.

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A farmer was trying hard to fill out a railway company claim sheet for a cow that had been killed on the track. He came down to the last item: “DISPOSITION OF THE CARCASS.” After puzzling over the question for some time, he wrote: “Kind and gentle.”

The sky was covered with stars

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They walked down the lane together; the sky was covered with stars;

They reached the gate in silence, he lifted down the bars.

She raised her brown eyes to him, there’s nothing between them now;

For he was just a farmer’s boy, and she – aJerseycow!

My father grows beans

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A teacher called for sentences using the word “beans.”

“My father grows beans,” said the bright boy of the class.

“My mother cooks beans,” said another pupil.

Then a third popped up: “We are all human beans.”