Husband to wife: Well, in a way, it s a two-week vacation. . . I take a week and then the boss takes a week.
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Simpson suddenly became ill and was rushed to the hospital. His boss was among the first to visit him. My dear George, said the boss soothingly, don t worry about a thing. Everyone at the office is going to pitch in and do your work—as soon as we can find out what you have been doing.
Harry: Why aren t you working? Larry: The boss and I had a fight and he won t take back what he said. Harry: What d he say? Larry: He said, You re fired.