Mrs. Mortimer: to the new maid: We ll have breakfast promptly at eight o clock. Maid: All right, ma am. If I m not down on time, don t wait.
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Sally: I dreamed last night that I had invented a new type of breakfast food and was sampling it when— Molly: Yes, yes, go on. Sally: —then I woke up and found a corner of the mattress gone!
An out-of-town visitor went into a café and ordered breakfast. Please bring me orange juice, two scram-bled eggs, toast, and black coffee, he told the waitress. In a minute the waitress returned and said, What do mean by black coffee ? Without cream or sugar. Oh, said the waitress, we re out of cream—but we can serve it without condensed milk.
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Ghost toasties and evaporated milk.
Jake: I et six eggs for breakfast this morning. Teacher: You mean ate, don t you? Jake: Well, maybe it was eight I et.