Teacher: Randy, if you put your hand in one pants pocket and you find seventy-five cents and you put your hand in the other pants pocket and you find twenty-five cents, what would you have? Randy, promptly: I d have somebody else s pants on!
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A man got off a train at Albuquerque, New Mexico. I beg your pardon, he said to an Indian, What s your name? Me Running Deer. Is that your son there? Yes. What s his name? Ninety-eight cents. Why do you call him ninety-eight Cents? Because he s no buck yet.