A touring American businessman noticed an Indian chief lolling at the door of his wigwam on the reservation. Chief, suggested the tourist, why don t you get a job in a factory? Why? grunted the chief. Well, you could earn a lot of money. Maybe thirty or forty dollars a week. Why? Insisted the chief. Oh, if you worked hard and saved your money, you d soon have a bank account. Wouldn t you like that? Why? again asked the chief. I ll tell you, shouted the tourist. With a bank account you could retire, and then you wouldn t have to work any more. Not working now, pointed out the chief.