A four-year-old girl was taken to church for the first time, and was very much impressed by it all. And when everyone knelt down, she whispered, Mummy, what are they doing now? Shhh! Cautioned her mother, they re getting ready to say their prayers. What yelled the child in amazement, with all their clothes on?
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How do sailors get their clothes clean? They throw them overboard and they are washed ashore.
A little boy who had been used to receiving his older brother s old toys and clothes recently remarked, Mom, will I have to marry his widow when he dies?
A not overly bright woman swept into a fashionable kennel shop. I want a collar for Wilbur, she said. Timidly, the clerk inquired, What size, please? You should know the size, she exclaimed. Wilbur buys all his clothes here!