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I liked the music okay

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Little five-year-old Betty was taken to church for the first time. As she walked out of the church with her parents, the preacher stopped her, leaned over, and asked her how she liked church. I liked the music okay, said Betty, but the commercial was too long.

Because they were not citizens

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The visiting governor of Maine was addressing a group of the inmates of a penitentiary. Fellow citizens, he began , then stopped short, Because they were not citizens. Fellow convicts, he began again, then realized he was again off the beam. Well, boys, he finally said, I don t know what to call you, but I m mighty glad to see so many here.

Yesterday they opened me up again

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A patient was convalescing from an appendectomy. A friend came to see him. How you doing? I m doing all right, but the day after the operation they opened me up again to take a sponge out of me they left in there. Yesterday they opened me up again and took out a scalpel that they forgot. Just then the doctor walked in. Has anyone seen my hat around here? He asked.

I came in the front door

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Now that you ve seen my new son, said the proud new father, which side of the house do you think he resembles? Well, said his embarrassed bachelor friend, I came in the front door and really didn t notice either side of the house.

As a steamer was leaving Athens

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As a steamer was leaving Athens, a woman went up to the captain and, pointing to the distant hills, inquired: What is that white stuff on those hills? That is snow, madam, replied the captain. Well, said the lady, I thought so myself. But a gentleman just told me it was Greece.